With the exception of the seemingly endangered FailWhale making an appearance Tweeting is ‘LIVE’ by definition.
You are NOT doing anything other than NOT paying attention to whichever poor sod it is that is speaking / presenting / dying / shaving their pubis.
Essentially you are implying that you are somehow tweeting in even more realtime than anyone else, you egotistical introverted spudnut.
I’ve had it with this terminolowankery.
IT IS TWEETING. THAT’S IT. STOP IT YOU SPUDNUTS.
Yesterday a London based international digital marketing agency had a unicorn in their offices! Imagine that! A real live unicorn!
Not like an Oatmeal unicorn, no a real live unicorn, you know, like a white horse with a plastic horn sellotaped to its coupon.
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LoveDaPop, recent Dragon’s Den candidates, recipients of £70,000 of investment from Peter Jones and Saatchi & Saatchi London employees have shown just how utterly shit they are at social media.
They cynically attempted to promote their product on the back of the London riots:
Thinkvisibility 5, the first thinkvis I’ve been to without Wiebke who stayed at home looking after Alexa, but I had a great crowd to look after me on my travels!
The sensible thing to do when heading to a conference with a group of thirsty Scots, obviously, is to drop in past Illegal Jack’s for a BurritoBeerSponge™. Jack’s opened half an hour early, just for us! We even got a nice new booth reserved for us especially:
Social media is always on, simple as that, the internet never sleeps.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week people are tweeting, blogging, facebooking their delight, disappointment and endorsements (as well as a load of nonsense). The point is, just because you’re not listening doesn’t mean people aren’t talking – they are.
